Privacy Policy
Welcome to Clawmark Greetings (www.clawmarkgreetings.com). This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your personal information. Spoiler: we’re not creepy about it.
By using our site, you agree to the terms below. If that bugs you, maybe step away from the sarcasm cards.
1. What We Collect
When you use our website, we collect the following info:
Your name and email address (for orders, receipts, and occasional communication)
Shipping address (yours and/or your recipient’s)
Billing address and payment details (via our secure payment processor—we don’t store this ourselves)
Custom card messages (because you’re funny, and the post office needs to see it)
Basic browsing data (cookies, IP address, browser type—standard web stuff)
2. What We Do With It
We use your info to:
• Process and ship your order
• Print your personalized greeting cards
• Email you confirmations, updates, and the occasional “Hey, we made a new card you’ll probably love”
• Improve our website (using anonymous browsing behavior—no tracking your cat’s name or anything weird)
3. What We Don’t Do With It
Sell it to third parties
Spam you with garbage
Stalk you on social media
Whisper your secrets into a dark void (probably)
4. Third-Party Services
We use trusted third-party services (like payment processors and email platforms). They only get the info they need to do their job, and they’re required to protect it, too.
5. Cookies
Yes, we use cookies. Not the chocolate chip kind—just the digital ones that help us understand traffic, remember your cart, and make the website work better. You can disable cookies in your browser, but the site might not behave as nicely.
6. Your Rights
Depending on where you live, you might have legal rights to access, update, or delete your data. Reach out to us at info@clawmarkgreetings.com, and we’ll help out—unless you’re rude, in which case we’ll help out… slightly slower.
7. Data Security
We do our best to keep your information safe. We use secure connections, reputable software, and we don’t store sensitive payment data ourselves. That stuff stays with the pros.
8. Children
Clawmark Greetings is not intended for children under 13. If you’re a parent and discover your kid sent grandma a card that says “Bite Me,” we recommend a conversation.
9. Changes to This Policy
We may update this policy from time to time. If we do, we’ll post it right here. We won’t blast your inbox with legalese—we’re too busy making cards.
10. Contact Us
Questions? Concerns? Spotted a typo? Email us at info@clawmarkgreetings.com. We’ll get back to you, unless we’re busy arguing about envelope styles.
Thanks for trusting us with your info—and your most savage messages.
—The Clawmark Greetings Team