Terms and Conditions

Welcome to Clawmark Greetings (www.clawmarkgreetings.com), where our cards may be crude—but our policies are crystal clear.

By using this website and placing an order, you agree to the following terms and conditions. Please read carefully before proceeding.

1. Our Product

Clawmark Greetings specializes in off-color, sarcastic, and occasionally wildly inappropriate greeting cards. You have been warned (and also, you’re welcome). By ordering from us, you acknowledge that you are of legal age in your jurisdiction and are cool with a bit of spice in your stationery.

2. Customization

All cards are customizable. You may enter your personalized message during checkout, and we will include it in the printed version of the card. Double-check your spelling, grammar, and general judgment before submitting—we print exactly what you type. No edits. No backsies.

3. Fulfillment & Delivery

Cards are printed on demand and mailed to the recipient address you provide during checkout.

  • Free Shipping: Always. You pay for the card, we handle the stamp.

  • No Proof of Delivery: We send your card via standard mail. There’s no tracking, no delivery guarantee, and no angry calls to the post office on our end.

  • No Delivery Liability: We’re not responsible for typos in addresses, postal delays, mail theft, vengeful exes, or vengeful postal workers.

4. Returns & Refunds

All sales are final.

  • No returns.

  • No exchanges.

  • No refunds.

  • No exceptions (unless we accidentally send your card to the moon, in which case… we’d love to see a photo).

5. Content Policy

You’re responsible for the content you provide. Don’t use our service to harass, threaten, or otherwise do dumb stuff. We reserve the right to reject or cancel any order that crosses the legal or ethical line—even if that line is blurry and covered in glitter.

6. Intellectual Property

All card designs, product descriptions, images, and content on this site are the property of Clawmark Greetings and may not be copied, distributed, or used without written permission. We worked hard to make our weird little corner of the internet—please don’t steal it.

7. Changes to These Terms

We reserve the right to update or modify these Terms and Conditions at any time, for any reason, without notifying you. It’s probably a good idea to check back once in a while, especially if you’re a lawyer or just really into fine print.

8. Contact Us

Have a question? Want to say something nice? Email us at info@clawmarkgreetings.com. (Haters will be printed on cards and mocked.)

Thanks for shopping Clawmark Greetings—where we say what you’re thinking, but with postage.